Add 59 to my rating, and you'll find out how many times I fell slipping on my own juices to this movie. I came across this movie while trying to find something to spice up my sex life with my wife of 69 years. You see, many years ago, when I fell for my wife, I was unfortunately standing on a stepladder, and shattered my penis. I made makeshift phallic appendages out of silicone and duct tape in a dying effort to revive myself and my wife's sex life, but I had no idea where to attach them - that is, until I watched this film. Now I fist my wife on the daily, thanks Mr. Penis Hands! You're a real pal. I give this excellent film two penises up!
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