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Edward Penishands (1991)

X | | Adult, Comedy, Fantasy | Video
A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the...advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.

Director:

Paul Norman

Writer:

Paul Norman
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Cast

Complete credited cast:
Sikki Nixx Sikki Nixx ... Edward (as Nikki Sixx)
Jeanna Fine ... Susan
Alexandria Quinn Alexandria Quinn ... Patricia
Ashley Nicole Ashley Nicole ... Margaret
Jamie Leigh Jamie Leigh ... Karen (as Jamie Lee)
Dominique Simone Dominique Simone ... Louise
Jon Dough ... Carl
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A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the...advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.

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Genres:

Adult | Comedy | Fantasy

Certificate:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

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Color:

Color
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I'm gay
6 April 2017 | by ghandinotsenpaiSee all my reviews

Add 59 to my rating, and you'll find out how many times I fell slipping on my own juices to this movie. I came across this movie while trying to find something to spice up my sex life with my wife of 69 years. You see, many years ago, when I fell for my wife, I was unfortunately standing on a stepladder, and shattered my penis. I made makeshift phallic appendages out of silicone and duct tape in a dying effort to revive myself and my wife's sex life, but I had no idea where to attach them - that is, until I watched this film. Now I fist my wife on the daily, thanks Mr. Penis Hands! You're a real pal. I give this excellent film two penises up!


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