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Baby on Board (1992)

PG | | Comedy | 28 December 1992 (USA)
When the widow of an accidentally murdered mob bookkeeper goes looking for revenge she mistakenly finds it in this slapstick comedy of errors. Forced to go on the lam with her young ... See full summary »

Director:

Francis Schaeffer (as Francis A. Schaeffer)

Writers:

Damian Lee, Doug Moore (story) | 1 more credit »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Garfield Andrews Garfield Andrews ... Panama Hat Man
Themmis Anno Themmis Anno ... Turkish Man
Barry Ashley Barry Ashley ... Ahmet
Conrad Bergschneider ... Lorenzo
Al Bernardo Al Bernardo ... Sam Olivido
Peter Blais Peter Blais ... Bald Man
Jason Blicker ... Frankie
Donald Burns Donald Burns ... Thief
Ellen Dubin ... Saleslady
Patty Elsasser Patty Elsasser ... Flo
J.J. Evans J.J. Evans ... Black Tenant
Diane Fabian Diane Fabian ... Matron #3
David Fox ... Bum
Michael Gaitt Michael Gaitt ... Boy
Cecil Halliway Cecil Halliway ... Charlie
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When the widow of an accidentally murdered mob bookkeeper goes looking for revenge she mistakenly finds it in this slapstick comedy of errors. Forced to go on the lam with her young daughter, she hooks up with an unlucky cabbie for the ride of their lives through New York City. Written by Anonymous

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Fasten your seat belt for the craziest cab ride of your life! See more »

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Comedy

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PG | See all certifications »
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Country:

Canada | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 December 1992 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Aiuto, chi ha lasciato la bambina nel taxi? See more »

Filming Locations:

New York City, New York, USA See more »

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Dolby

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Color
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References Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) See more »

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I PROMISE YOU
Performed by Caldeira
Words and Music by Greg Critchley and P. Caldeira
Published by Critchley/Caldeira Music
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Confusing yet entertaining low budgeter. Carol Kane is underrated!
11 March 2007 | by insomniac_rodSee all my reviews

Far from trash but close enough to boredom.

"Baby on Board" is one strange movie. What the hell did Carol Kane think when she choose this role? Her talent is wasted and she can't perform as good as in other movies. Gee, she even gets in physical contact with a rat on a garbage deposit! She also gets crap all over her, not to mention that she had to run for most of the movie. Oh, if she wasn't prettier... The movie starts in a strange manner with religious chorus or chants while we see that Mrs. Kane prepares herself for committing a murder; later we know that the younger and dumb mafia member (who ruined a building and some companies) killed (by confusion) Kane's husband.

In the airport Kane (also by accident) murders the mafia young man (we later know he's named Frankie). The mafia members (including the deceased older brother) go after her for revenge. She escapes in one cheesy scene and takes a taxi cab, driven by Ernie Martin who is believed to have the cleanest taxi in the city. We learn that the mafia leader didn't care at all about his dead brother, but he wants revenge because he considers that his pride and respect. Now, he wants to kill the woman, the baby, and the taxi cab driver! He investigates and later finds them all...

Kane escapes but leaves her baby girl (not so baby!) in the cab and it's now up to Ernie to escape from the mafia and return the baby to her mother. Ernie finds about the baby girl in a really cheesy manner.

Well this movie isn't funny at all. In fact, it isn't defined whether if it's a comedy or a dramatic movie with comedic tones. I was confused. The whole mafia concept was taken too seriously to be a comedy but the baby and taxi cab situations clash with the serious tone of the movie.

Anyways, watch this movie to understand the huge difference and contrast between Hollywood big budget for "comedic adventure" and the budget for independent movies.


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