The Addams Family (1991)

Paul Benedict: Judge Womack

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• Judge : [at the auction]  This magnificent piece is encrusted with rubies and 15 emerald chips. It was donated by Morticia and Gomez... Addams. Remember, this year, over half our proceeds will benefit the elderly and the mentally disabled.

  [Gomez and Morticia look fondly at Grandmama] 

  Judge : I'll open the bidding at $5000

  Gomez : Five, hah! Not good enough. $25,000!

  Margaret : [frantic]  What are they *doing*?

  Judge : I have twenty.

  Gomez : Twenty-five!

  [to Morticia] 

  Gomez : Cara mia?

  Judge : Twenty-five.

  Morticia : Thirty.

  [to Gomez] 

  Morticia : Mon sauvage.

  Gomez : [voice cracks]  Thirty-five!

  [to Morticia] 

  Gomez : Eres divina.

  Morticia : Mm, fifty!

  Judge : I have $50,000.

  Morticia : [to Gomez]  Your turn, my ecstasy.

  Judge : Fifty thousand going once, fifty thousand going twice. Sold to Morticia Addams for fifty... thousand... dollars.

  [looks disgusted as Gomez and Morticia do something obscene off-camera] 

• Judge : [after a golf ball is hit through his window]  Damn you, Addams!

  Gomez : Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full.

  Judge : You moron!