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9 1/2 Ninjas! (1991)

R | | Comedy | 24 January 1991 (USA)
Joe Vogue, a ninja, butts heads with a real estate tycoon who has hired assassins to eliminate him. In addition to that he has to also protect and train a woman in the arts of ninjutsu.

Director:

Aaron Barsky (as Aaron Worth)

Writers:

Bill Crounse (screenplay), Bill Crounse (story) | 3 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael Phenicie ... Joe Vogue
Andee Gray Andee Gray ... Lisa Thorne
Robert Fieldsteel ... Arnold Gruber
Magda Harout Magda Harout ... Gladys Vogue
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister ... Cutter (as Tiny Lister)
Don Stark ... Sledge
Barbara Leary Barbara Leary ... Dimitri
Paul Jabara Paul Jabara ... Mr. Ninja (voice)
Sharon Lee Jones Sharon Lee Jones ... Zelda
Monty Hoffman Monty Hoffman ... Isaac
Rance Howard ... Ninja Negotiator
Gerald Okamura ... Master
Keaton Simons ... Young Joe
Kitsan Kitsan ... Otto
Ralph Manza ... Old Man
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Storyline

Joe Vogue, a ninja, butts heads with a real estate tycoon who has hired assassins to eliminate him. In addition to that he has to also protect and train a woman in the arts of ninjutsu.

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Who said ninja master Joe Vogue and Lisa Thorne couldn't have a healthy sex life while the rest of the world s trying to bump them off? See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Certificate:

R | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 January 1991 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

9 Ninjas 1/2 See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Stereo

Color:

Color
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Spoofs Kung Fu: Pilot (1972) See more »

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I love this movie, yet know not why...
23 August 2000 | by jonah hexSee all my reviews

I saw this movie for the first time about eight years ago, and I thought that it was the funniest thing I had ever seen. It didn't offer too much that I hadn't already seen, and even those jokes were delivered pretty badly. But I still love it!! I think that my major attraction to this movie is in that you can never quite tell what the people involved in this production were thinking. There are some gags in this movie that could have been really funny had they been pulled off by somewhat professional people, but the poor craftmanship in someway makes the movie much much better. It's a hard movie to obtain, but I recommend it to anyone who can find it. Even if it's not your kind of film, it should be experienced.


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