Gary and Tony are fantasizing about the components of their ideal woman. Tony is especially attracted to singer Kylie Minogue and writes to ask her for a meeting but gets a knock-back. Next day Kylie Minogue herself rings the bell. She has crashed her car into Tony's van and wants to swap insurance details. Neither of the guys recognize her, not even believing that she is a genuine Australian and asking her to unblock the sink. Only after she has gone and they read her details do they realize that they have met Kylie and let her slip through their fingers.
This short black and white film purports to be a pilot from the 1960s, found in the archives, for a sitcom 'The Naughty Boys', in which uptight Herman's Hermits fan Barry is encouraged by his flatmate and member of the permissive society Toby to ask his long-term girlfriend, Northern nurse Daphne, for sex. Daphne agrees but the pair are interrupted by the arrival of Barbara, a hippie chick who has moved into the flat upstairs. Many double entendres follow before the titles roll and a voice-over explains what happened to the cast and crew.