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Clarissa Explains It All (TV Series 1991–1994) Poster

(1991–1994)

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Clarissa Darling: [a thunking sound is heard, and a ladder appears at Clarissa's window] Hi, Sam!

[Sam climbs the ladder, and the sound of a bluesy guitar strumming a chord is heard]

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Marshall Darling: [after Ferguson hid Clarissa's bike as a joke, and it disappeared] Well, Ferguson, if it's really gone and you can't get it back, you know what you gotta do.

Ferguson Darling: Apologize.

Marshall Darling: No.

Ferguson Darling: Apologize sincerely.

Marshall Darling: No.

Ferguson Darling: No, Dad, not pay for it!

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[Clarissa and her dad, who has come down with the flu, are discussing Bouncy Balls]

Marshall Darling: But don't you think it's a little weird to eat something that you've been bouncing on the floor?

Clarissa Darling: Dad, you haven't really been eating them after they've been on the floor, have you?

[beat]

Marshall Darling: I'm gonna go get some more bouillon.

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Clarissa Darling: Whoever said, "The more things change the more things stay the same," definitely had the right POV.

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Clarissa Darling: [about the brat she has to babysit] This year I've got the perfect tools to tame little Elsie.

Sam Anders: Well, if you're not packing thermo-nuclear warheads, I think you're traveling light.

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Marshall Darling: Your mother and I aren't fighting. We're having a discussion.

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