Why Me? (1990)
Christopher Lambert: Gus Cardinale
Bob the Turk : I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it because they didn't do something someone told them to do.
Gus Cardinale : Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do.
Bob the Turk : I'm glad we understand each other.
Gus Cardinale : ...Me too.
June Daley : [about the ring] It's in my safety deposit box.
Gus Cardinale : Good, then we'll go get it.
June Daley : The bank's closed.
Gus Cardinale : We'll get it tomorrow.
June Daley : Tomorrow's Saturday, the bank's closed tomorrow.
Gus Cardinale : Banks are OPEN on Saturdays!
June Daley : Not this one. We can get it Monday.
Gus Cardinale : Monday I'll be in jail!