A jewel thief, his wacky sidekick, and his girlfriend are chased around Los Angeles by cops, the Cia, terrorists and Turkish government agents after they steal a sacred ruby, the Byzantine Fire.
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The original novel "Why Me", by Donald Westlake is set in New York City, not Los Angeles. See more
[Gus Cardinale is hanging in a wire outside a skyscraper when two CIA agents appear at the roof
Hey, don't try anything stupid down there.
What could be fucking stupider than this?
Words & Music by Steve Wood and Phil Marshall
Performed by Steve Wood See more