The nephew of a librarian must go collect a 200 year old book, "The Book of Ulthar." that should have never been checked out by the Evil Count Orlock cause one of the spells in it could bring about the end of the world. During his trip to the castle, he meets Marissa, a gorgeous rock star and heir to the castle's fortune. There they must confront the only other heir to the fortune and the book, Uncle Byron; and Uncle Byron and his 3 adopted nieces all have very, very, very broad smiles.
Concorde - New Horizons (with permission).
You'll laugh all the way to the blood bank!
Did You Know?
Angus Scrimm's name is spelt correctly in the opening credits of the film, but misspelt as "Angus Scrim" in the end credits. See more
Byron, why are you doing this?
Lord Byron Orlock
Because I'm evil. Haven't you figured that out?
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Think of the Royalties
Written and composed by Chuck Cirino
Performed by Larom Baker See more