Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Josh Pais: Raphael (voice), Passenger In Cab
Leonardo : We were awesome!
Michaelangelo : Bodacious!
Raphael : Bitchin'!
Donatello : Uh...
Michaelangelo : Gnarly!
Leonardo : Radical!
Raphael : Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo : Wicked!
Leonardo : Hellacious!
Donatello : Uh, mega...
[Splinter clears his throat, the Turtles clam up]
Splinter : I have always liked... Cowabunga.
Splinter : [laughs] I made a funny!
Thug : [of Raph] What the hell was that?
Thug : I - I don't know.
Casey Jones : [jumps down next to them] Now *that*, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And *this* is the penalty.
[knocks them over with his hockey stick]
Casey Jones : Two minutes for slashing...
[does it again]
Casey Jones : Two minutes for hooking...
Casey Jones : And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.
Raphael : [jumps in and knocks him down] How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?
Casey Jones : Hey, Bogey... who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine, all right? These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson.
Raphael : Not like that they don't. Not from you.
Casey Jones : [turns to see the thugs running away, turns back] Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal.
[pulls out two ball bats]
Casey Jones : The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
Raphael : Look, I don't wanna fight you.
Casey Jones : Yeah, well, tough rocks, pal.
Splinter : Raphael, come sit by me.
Raphael : Couldn't this wait 'til morning?
Splinter : You will listen *now*. My Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace." I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.
Michaelangelo : [imitating Rocky Balboa] Uh, yo well, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, uh, maybe I won't, you know. What do you think? Adrian.
Michaelangelo : Okay, I got another one. Oh, this is totally cool.
Raphael : Oh no, not Cagney.
Michaelangelo : [imitating James Cagney] You dirty rat. You killed my brudda. You dirty rat. Oooh. Woo-hoo.
April O'Neil : That must be Splinter's favorite.
[the turtles glare at her]
April O'Neil : It was a joke.
[they pause, then burst out laughing]
Raphael : [chasing Casey Jones] Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN!
Leonardo : [sees that Raphael is awake and rushes to him] Raph! You're awake! How do you feel?
Raphael : What's a guy gotta do... to get some food around here?
Leonardo : [stands up, ecstatic, and runs to bathroom door] Hey! Hey, he's awake! He wants some food! Bring some food!
[runs back to Raphael]
Leonardo : You're gonna be ok Raph... you're gonna be ok!
Raphael : Yeah, yeah, alright Leo! Get a grip, will ya?
Leonardo : Listen, Raph...
[helps Raphael to his feet]
Leonardo : -about what I said before... y'know... about not needing you and all?
Raphael : Leo... don't.
Leonardo : Boy, we missed you.
Donatello : [he and April watch from the doorway] It's a Kodak moment.
Leonardo : We have had our first battle, Master Splinter! They were many, but we kicked... but we fought well.
Splinter : Were you seen?
Leonardo : Uh-uh.
Splinter : In this, you must never lapse. Even those who would be our allies, would not understand. Our domain is the shadow; stray from it reluctantly, for when you do, you must strike hard and fade away, without a trace.
Raphael : I lost a sai!
Splinter : Then, it is gone.
Raphael : But I can get it back! I can get it back...
Splinter : Raphael!... Let it go.
Splinter : [Leonardo meditates heavily] ... Leonardo.
Leonardo : Huh? Splinter!
Raphael : [inside playing a board game] "What Russian novel, embraces more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleotic wars?"
Donatello : 'War and Peace'.
Leonardo : [bursting in] He's alive.
Raphael : [Leo walks right on the board game] Hey!
Donatello : Game smash.
Leonardo : Splinter's alive.
Donatello : We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive.
Leonardo : I don't *think*. I *know*.
Donatello : Huh?
Raphael : Damn.
Casey Jones : [Raph's hat has come off, revealing his face] Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?
Raphael : Huh?
Casey Jones : [baiting] God, I hate punkers... Especially bald ones with green make-up who wear... masks over ugly faces.
Raphael : That's it.
Casey Jones : [as Raph lunges] Ooh.
Raphael : New batter!
[Raph swings at Casey with the bat & missed]
Casey Jones : Strike one!
[Raph swings again and misses]
Casey Jones : What a wiffer!
[Raph jumps over Casey & hits him with the bat]
Raphael : Home run! Raphael wins 1-nothing!
Casey Jones : New game, round head.
[reaches behind and grabs a Cricket bat]
Casey Jones : Cricket!
Raphael : Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Casey Jones : I'll show ya!
[hits Raphael with the bat]
[April discovers a sai]
Raphael : [watching] Aw, man... damn!
Raphael : Where's Splinter?
The Shredder : Ah, the rat. So it has a name...
[remembering his order to kill Splinter]
The Shredder : It HAD a name.
Leonardo : [furiously pushes past the other turtles] You LIE!
The Shredder : Do I?
The Shredder : [Leo lunges at Shredder, who trips him up with his spear and pins him to the ground] He dies! Weapons!
[the turtles grasp their weapons]
The Shredder : NOW!
[Mike, Don and Raph chuck their weapons over the side of the building]
The Shredder : Fools. Ha, ha. The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate... will be HIS!
Raphael : A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this.
Raphael : So what do we do now?
Leonardo : What do you mean, what do we do now?
Raphael : Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo : I know Splinter's out there.
Michaelangelo : [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello : Fight.
Michaelangelo : Kitchen?
Donatello : Kitchen.
Michaelangelo : Yeah.
[both Michaelangelo and Donatello leave]
Raphael : So what are we gonna do about it?
Leonardo : What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael : Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!
Leonardo : I never said I was a great leader.
Raphael : Well you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo : Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael : Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE!
Leonardo : Why don't you?
Raphael : I will.
Leonardo : Good!
Raphael : Great!
Leonardo : Go ahead! We don't need ya!
Michaelangelo : [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?
Donatello : Pork rind.
[Raphael has just seen the movie Critters]
Raphael : Ugh. Where do they come up with this stuff?
Raphael : I do hope there's more o' them.