Miami Blues (1990)
Alec Baldwin: Frederick J. Frenger Jr.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : [making up haikus as he robs a neighbor appartment] Thinking he is alone... breaking, entering... the dark and lonely place-places...
[finds gun under mattress]
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : ... finding a... *big gun*...
[opens fridge and steals some pork chops]
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : ... smelling like a rose.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : The first thing they shoulda told you at your hooker classes is that you shouldn't ask the client so many fucking personal questions.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Now I'll tell you what. I want you to sew my eyebrow back on.
Edna Damrosch : I nursed my husband for three years before he died. But you're not gonna die.
[Hands Junior a glass of gin]
Edna Damrosch : Here, drink this.
Susie Waggoner : It's gin, Junior.
Edna Damrosch : Drink it! Now you move and you're a blind man.
[Begins sewing up Junior's eyebrow]
Edna Damrosch : Scissors!
Susie Waggoner : [Feeling sick] You're doing real good, Junior. I think I'm gonna lie down a little bit.
Edna Damrosch : [after she finishes off] There you go!
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Your husband must've been glad to die...
Susie Waggoner : Thanks...
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Yeah you got a real nice touch there lady.
Susie Waggoner : So... are you gonna tell me about it?
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Yeah, I'm gonna tell you about it. This *straight* life we've been living gave me a false sense of security. For a second I thought I was some kind of solid citizen or something.
Susie Waggoner : All I wanna know is what happened to you.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Some guy in a blue Toyota pickup ran me over.
Susie Waggoner : I thought it must've been something like that...
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : I wrote two, heh.
Susie Waggoner : Well, maybe I get extra credit.
[Notices pork chops in kitchen sink]
Susie Waggoner : Hey! Where did you get these?
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Dumb question. Are you a nosy rosy?
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : What the hell was that man?
Susie Waggoner : The doorbell. Talking about dumb questions.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Everything's turning... all orange... and silver.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Susie's gonna get you, Sarge.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr. : Do you know any married people today? They're a team. They pull together and they get rich. They got it all.