Mercenary Gold is sent from the CIA to seize the laser expert Braun in Cuba, before the KGB catches him. A recently stolen giant diamond could be used together with Braun's knowledge to ...
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Title: Laser Mission (1989)
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Cast
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| Brandon Lee | ... | Michael Gold | |
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Debi A. Monahan | ... | Alissa (as Debi Monahan) |
| Ernest Borgnine | ... | Prof. Braun | |
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Richard Cox | ... | Calloway |
| Graham Clarke | ... | Col. Kalishnakov | |
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Gerry de Somma | ... | Ernesto |
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Lisa Griffin | ... | Braun's Daughter |
| Werner Pochath | ... | Eckhardt | |
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Mark Hodgetts | ... | Pilot |
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Pierre Knoesen | ... | Manuel (as Pierre Knoessen) |
| Karl Johnson | ... | Prentice | |
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Maureen Lahoud | ... | Roberta |
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Ramolao Makhene | ... | Customs Official (as Ramalao Makhene) |
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Petro Mchunu | ... | Eckhardt's Team |
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Vic Mundy | ... | Prison Guard |
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Mercenary Gold is sent from the CIA to seize the laser expert Braun in Cuba, before the KGB catches him. A recently stolen giant diamond could be used together with Braun's knowledge to construct a laser cannon which could bring power over the whole world. Who will succeed: CIA or KGB - or none of them? Written by Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>
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World War III...can he stop it in time? See more »Parents Guide:
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Michael Gold: [under his breath] Oh, such a bitch!
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Featured in Rob Hill's The Bad Movie Bible. See more »Goofs
During the chase scene at the docks, the shadow of a crew member (possibly the stunt co-coordinator) is visible waving at the cars, giving directions. See more »Quotes
Alissa: [sarcastically, referring to Michael] Oh, such a gentleman.Michael Gold: [under his breath] Oh, such a bitch!
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The German and British VHS releases features an extended decapitation scene and a bit more violence than other prints of the film. See more »Frequently Asked Questions
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This film is Hilarious.
The Budget was so small that they had to re-use extras repeatedly. There's this one guy who stands out like a sore thumb,
(He's a Black Guy with huge Yellow front teeth), I counted him in the film 22 times, with Brandon Lee killing him 18 of those times !
Editing is the worst I have ever seen .......
Bad guy called: "Col. Kalishnakov" ......
Ernest Borgnine as a German, who speaks with a Russian acent.....
Majority of the crew have never worked on another film.....
This would be brilliant to show in Film School's, for what not to do.
This film is so terribly bad, that its actually Brilliant !
I WAS drunk the first time I saw it, so I laughed more, even still though - You gotta see this film.