Marlene: I HAVE lost weight in case y'all ain't noticed!
Evalita: [under her breath, lighting cigarette] Well why don't you look behind you and you'll find it!
Mama Wheelis: [about Orville and Evalita getting stuck under an outhouse as children] I never vomited so hard in all my life. There I was hosin' ya down, the two of ya buck nekkid and covered in doo doo from head to toe.
Mama Wheelis: [in the midst of a family squabble] Oh LAWD. I wish I had me a roast to tend to.
Lurlene: [regarding Evalita's latest husband] Well, I guess we shouldn't judge... but it's just so HARD!