John Goodman: Delbert McClintock
Delbert McClintock : Spiders would find your barn a tad breazy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn.
Dr. Ross Jennings : Well, I frankly know there is Delbert. I saw a web! There is a web in my barn!
Delbert McClintock : ...A web would indicate an arachnoid presence.
Delbert McClintock : Rock and roll!
Delbert McClintock : [after stepping on a spider, a dog barks in the background] Yeah, that's right... I'm bad!
Sheriff Lloyd Parsons : [introducing Delbert to Doctor Atherton] Excuse me. Professor? This is our town exterminator.
Delbert McClintock : Delbert McClintock, infestation management. Always nice to meet a collegue.
Sheriff Lloyd Parsons : Now, he believes he came across one of the offending spiders a couple of hours ago.
Doctor James Atherton : Might you have brought it with you?
Delbert McClintock : Actually, he's probably still at the bottom of my shoe. You really can't tell what it is anymore.
Doctor James Atherton : [while drawing out the general spider] Suppers ready! Come and get it
[said general spider screeches and leaps onto his neck sinking it's fangs into his throat]
Delbert McClintock : [minutes later cries out as James drops from the rafters, cocooned and covered in spiders] They got the professor!