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Daniel von Bargen: Kruger


  • Kruger : The head has been smoothed down to the size of a golf ball. What do we do?

    George Costanza : Well, we could smooth the head down to nothing, stick a pumpkin under its arm and change the name to Icabod Crane.

    [everyone begins laughing] 

    George Costanza : Alright, that's it for me, you've been great! Good night, everybody.

  • [George wants the nickname "T-Bone"] 

    George Costanza : Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement. From now on, I will be known as...

    Kruger : Koko the Monkey.

  • [everybody at Kruger is exchanging Christmas gifts] 

    Kruger : Hey, George. Merry Christmas. Here you go.

    [gives George his gift] 

    George Costanza : Thank you, sir. Here's your gift.

    Kruger : [takes envelope]  "A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund"?... Whatever.

    George Costanza : Exactly.

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