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Barney Martin: Morty, Morty Seinfeld



  • Morty Seinfeld : We just came for the funeral.

    Helen Seinfeld : Poor Marvin Kessler. He went too early.

    Jerry : He was 96 years old.

    Morty Seinfeld : And that had nothing to do with it. The man was out of shape.

  • [Jerry got his dad a shirt that says "#1 Dad"] 

    Morty Seinfeld : Jerry, this is the most thoughtful gift you've ever given me.

    Jerry : You know, I bought you a Cadillac... Twice.

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