
Parker Lewis Can't Lose (1990–1993)
Quotes
Parker Lewis: Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches!
[the Buds have been called into Musso's office for no apparent reason]
Parker Lewis: Have we commited any transgression in the last 48 hours?
Mikey Randall: I had Jerry do a full system sweep.
Jerry Steiner: [Jerry lifts up a stack of prinouts, about three-inch thick, and slams it on the table] Nothing traceable.
Jerry Steiner: Sirs, I'm going for the salmon!
Parker Lewis: Madonna? Face of a collie! But she's got...
Audience: CONFIDENCE!
Frank Lemmer: [dramatic voiceover] You listen. Listen to a public recital of the secret diary of Parker Lloyd Lewis, Kubiac's ceremony. Hahahahaha! Muahahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahahahaha!
Jerry Steiner: "Lloyd"?
Parker Lewis: Don't help, Jerry.