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During the presentation in the beginning, characters awkwardly insert the phrases 'Good Vibrations', 'I get around' and 'God only knows' in the conversation. These are all Beach Boys songs. See more »
The brilliantly-lit gas pumps and overhead canopy disappear from the background during the close-ups of ROTOR pulling the gas station cashier through the kiosk window. See more »
Captain Barrett Coldyron:
You call the senator and you tell him R.O.T.O.R. walked through a busload of nuns to get to a jaywalker, with malice towards no one. It won't stop. It wasn't ready. Its brain functions are incomplete. It can't think twice, can't reason, can't change its prime directive. It's like a chainsaw set on frappé.
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Willard the Robot receives an end credit, although it is unclear who provided his voice. See more »
I have seen many terrible movies, most of which can be fun to watch if only to make fun of them. This movie is worse than those. The dialogue is terribly delivered (the best delivery is from the comic-relief robot!), terribly written (contrived, preachy, and generally painful). As an example, the dialogue is littered with things like "I am going to make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin." And by littered I don't mean a sprinkle, I mean virtually wall to wall, most of it is even completely gratuitous. Also any movie that has a line like "what is this some kind of bad sci-fi flick". Just avoid this movie. It sucks you in. I sat watching wondering how it could get any worse... and it does. Each twist and turn takes this movie deeper into the abyss. 1/10 (which is as low as it goes!)
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