New York Stories (1989)
Nick Nolte: Lionel Dobie (segment "Life Lessons")
Paulette : [Seeing a patrol car with two policemen in it] Kiss the driver on the mouth. Then we'll talk.
Lionel Dobie : [Disbelieving the request and laughing nervously] What?
Paulette : Come on, and show me how much you love me.
Lionel Dobie : [Shaken and laughing nervously. After a pause] What if I do? Huh?
Paulette : Then I'll know your love is true, and if you don't, your name is King Bullshit, and I pack.
Lionel Dobie : You don't know how deep I go, or how down I get! I was married four times before you were born!
Lionel Dobie : [When Paulette sees Lionel appearing unexpectedly in Paulette's bedroom] I just wanted to kiss your foot. Sorry, nothing personal.
Lionel Dobie : It's art. You give it up, you were never an artist in the first place.
Lionel Dobie : I have to pick up my assistant at the airport. I don't know why she can't take a cab like everybody else.