- Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
- Professor Henry Jones: That's his name.
- [points to himself]
- Professor Henry Jones: Henry Jones...
- [points to Indy]
- Professor Henry Jones: ...Junior.
- Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana."
- Professor Henry Jones: We named the *dog* Indiana.
- Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
- Sallah: The dog?
- [starts laughing]
- Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
- Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.
- Indiana Jones: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.
- Colonel Vogel: [in German] What?
- [Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]
- Indiana Jones: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.
- [the other passengers all pull out their tickets and wave them furiously at him]
- Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
- Professor Henry Jones: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
- Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
- Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
- [Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]
- Marcus Brody: Uhhh, does anyone here speak English? Or even ancient Greek?
- [Nazi Colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers]
- Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?
- [he slaps Henry in the face with his glove]
- Colonel Vogel: Why?
- [he slaps him again]
- Colonel Vogel: What are you hiding?
- [he slaps him again]
- Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
- [he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him]
- Professor Henry Jones: [through his teeth] It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!
- [Indiana and Henry are tied up]
- Indiana Jones: Come on, Dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
- Professor Henry Jones: But you said he had a two-day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
- Indiana Jones: Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.
- Indiana Jones: [Lecturing in class] Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall.
- [the students laugh]
- Indiana Jones: So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever marks the spot.
- [Words he will learn to eat, upon following a series of Roman numerals through a Venetian library in order to locate a hidden passage. Said passage is marked with the Roman numeral for "10" - an "X"!]
- Indiana Jones: 70% of all archeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value.
- Professor Henry Jones: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...
- Indiana Jones: [of Indy's new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi? How did you know she was a Nazi?
- Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.
- Indiana Jones: Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?
- Sallah: [Indicating the camels he has stolen:] Compensation for my brother-in-law's car! Indy, your father and Brody--!
- Indiana Jones: Where's my father?
- Sallah: They have them. In the belly of that steel beast!
- Professor Henry Jones: [accidentally shoots their own plane with the machine gun]
- Indiana Jones: Dad, are we hit?
- Professor Henry Jones: More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.
- Professor Henry Jones: The Word of God.
- Marcus Brody: No, Henry. Try not to talk.
- Professor Henry Jones: The Name of God.
- Indiana Jones: The Name of God... Jehovah.
- Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
- Indiana Jones: J-...
- [he steps on the "J" and almost falls to his death; he scrambles back up]
- Indiana Jones: Oh, *idiot*! In Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"!
- [Indiana slips and nearly falls into the abyss, but Henry grabs his hand]
- Professor Henry Jones: Junior, give me your other hand! I can't hold on!
- Indiana Jones: [reaching for the Grail] I can get it. I can almost reach it, Dad...
- Professor Henry Jones: Indiana.
- [surprised, Indy looks up at his father]
- Professor Henry Jones: Indiana... let it go.
- Professor Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us!
- Indiana Jones: [shouts] I know, Dad!
- Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
- Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.
- [after commandeering a plane]
- Professor Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane.
- Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no.
- [Indiana Jones and Professor Jones Sr. are trapped between a room on fire and a room full of Nazis]
- Professor Henry Jones: Our situation has not improved.
- [talking about how they both slept with the same woman]
- Indiana Jones: It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.
- Professor Henry Jones: Well, I'm as human as the next man.
- Indiana Jones: I *was* the next man.
- Professor Henry Jones: Oh... ships that pass in the night.
- [Encountering a painting of the Ark of the Covenant]
- Elsa: What's this?
- Indiana Jones: Ark of the Covenant.
- Elsa: Are you sure?
- Indiana Jones: Pretty sure.
- [to Indiana, while watching a Nazi parade and book burning]
- Professor Henry Jones: [solemnly] My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.
- [Vogel is holding Elsa hostage at gunpoint]
- Colonel Vogel: Throw down the gun or the girl will die.
- Professor Henry Jones: But she's one of them.
- Elsa: Indy, please!
- Professor Henry Jones: She's a Nazi.
- Indiana Jones: What?
- Professor Henry Jones: Trust me.
- Elsa: Indy, help!
- Colonel Vogel: I will kill her!
- Professor Henry Jones: Oh yeah? Go ahead.
- Indiana Jones: No! Don't shoot!
- Professor Henry Jones: Don't worry. He won't.
- Elsa: Indy, please do what he says!
- Professor Henry Jones: And don't listen to her.
- Colonel Vogel: Enough! She dies!
- Indiana Jones: Wait! Wait.
- [Indy tosses over the gun. Vogel lets Elsa go and she runs right into Indy's arms]
- Elsa: I'm sorry.
- Indiana Jones: Don't be.
- [Elsa takes the grail diary from Indy's pocket, smiles, then hands it to Vogel]
- Elsa: But you should have listened to your father.
- Professor Henry Jones: Elsa never really believed in the Grail. She thought she'd found a prize.
- Indiana Jones: And what did you find, Dad?
- Professor Henry Jones: Me? Illumination.
- Professor Henry Jones: Marcus.
- Marcus Brody: Aah.
- Professor Henry Jones: Genius of the res-to-ration.
- [Brody finishes the handshake]
- Marcus Brody: Aid our own re-sus-ci-tation. Henry, what are you doing here?
- Professor Henry Jones: It's a rescue. Come on.
- [the Nazis catch both Marcus and Henry]
- Indiana Jones: [as the room is burning] Dad!
- Professor Henry Jones: What?
- Indiana Jones: Dad!
- Professor Henry Jones: What?
- Indiana Jones: DAD!
- Professor Henry Jones: WHAT?
- Indiana Jones: Dad, head for the fireplace!
- [Indiana Jones walks over after climbing up from the cliff and Professor Henry Jones grabs him in hug]
- Professor Henry Jones: I thought I'd lost you boy.
- Indiana Jones: I thought you had too Sir.
- Professor Henry Jones: [moves back and attempts to compose himself] Well... well done. Come on.
- [Professor Henry Jones walks away and Indiana Jones collapses to the ground in exhaustion]
- Professor Henry Jones: [looks back and frowns] Why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?
- Elsa: Don't look at me like that. We both wanted the Grail. I would have done anything to get it. You would have done the same.
- Indiana Jones: I'm sorry you think so.
- Professor Henry Jones: [Examining the broken vase] Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.
- Indiana Jones: And the head. You hit me, Dad.
- Professor Henry Jones: I'll never forgive myself.
- Indiana Jones: Don't worry; I'm all right.
- Professor Henry Jones: Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.
- Principal SS Officer at Castle: [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones?
- Indiana Jones, Professor Henry Jones: Yes?
- Principal SS Officer at Castle: I will take zuh book now.
- Indiana Jones, Professor Henry Jones: Wuh-what b-book?
- Principal SS Officer at Castle: You have zuh diary in your pocket.
- Professor Henry Jones: You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here?
- [pause]
- Professor Henry Jones: You didn't, did you?
- [another pause]
- Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you?
- Indiana Jones: Well, uh...
- Professor Henry Jones: You *did*!
- Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?
- Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!
- Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
- Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
- Indiana Jones: I came here to SAVE you!
- Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR?
- Indiana Jones: [shouts] I told you...
- [grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead]
- Indiana Jones: DON'T call me Junior!
- Professor Henry Jones: Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!
- Elsa: [to Indy] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
- Professor Henry Jones: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
- Elsa: [kisses Indy, sucks on his lower lip] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
- Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
- [punches Indy with the head of his cane; Indy's head smacks into Henry's behind him]
- Indiana Jones: I liked the Austrian way better.
- Professor Henry Jones: So did I.
- Butler: [Answering door] Yes?
- Indiana Jones: [Scottish accent] Not before time! did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day? we're drenched
- [sneezes in butler's face]
- Indiana Jones: Now look, I've gone and caught a sniffle
- Butler: Are you expected?
- Indiana Jones: Don't take that tone with me my good man! Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence McDonald and his lovely assistant
- [Drags Elsa towards him]
- Indiana Jones: are here to view the tapestries
- Butler: Tapestries?
- Indiana Jones: The old man is dense, this is a castle isn't it? there are tapestries
- Butler: This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!
- Indiana Jones: How dare he?
- [punches butler in face]
- Walter Donovan: However, your highness, we would not think of crossing your soil without your permission, nor of removing the Grail from your borders without suitable compensation.
- Sultan: What have you brought?
- Colonel Vogel: Bring den Schatz!
- [two German soldiers place a chest containing golden treasures in front of the Sultan]
- Walter Donovan: Precious valuables, your highness. Donated by some of the finest families in all of Germany.
- [the Sultan turns and walks away before Donovan finishes speaking. He walks up to their staff car, a Rolls-Royce]
- Sultan: Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.
- Walter Donovan: The keys are in the ignition, your highness.
- Sultan: You shall have camels, horses, an armed escort, provisions, desert vehicles and tanks.
- Walter Donovan: You're welcome.
- Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
- Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
- Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.
- Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum.
- Panama Hat: So do you.
- Grail Knight: But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.
- Indiana Jones: [shouting, as the boat is being chopped up by a propeller] Why are you trying to kill us?
- Kazim: Because you are looking for the Holy Grail!
- Indiana Jones: My *father* was looking for the Holy Grail! Did you kill him too?
- Kazim: No!
- Indiana Jones: Where is he? Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
- Kazim: If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
- Indiana Jones: Then we'll die!
- Kazim: My soul is prepared! How's yours?
- Professor Henry Jones: I'm sorry about your head though. But I thought that you were one of them.
- Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the doors.
- Professor Henry Jones: Ha, good point.
- Elsa: You came back for the book? Why?
- Indiana Jones: My father didn't want it incinerated.
- Elsa: [angrily] Is that what you think of me? I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika!
- Indiana Jones: [angrily] You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a *damn* what you believe?
- Elsa: [pleadingly] You do!
- Kazim: Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, or for yours?
- Indiana Jones: I didn't come for the Cup of Christ. I came to find my father.
- Kazim: In that case, God be with you in your quest.
- [last lines]
- Marcus Brody: Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha!
- [Marcus' horse rides off with him barely hanging onto it]
- Professor Henry Jones: Got lost in his own museum, eh?
- Indiana Jones: Uh-huh.
- Professor Henry Jones: After you, Junior.
- Indiana Jones: Yes, sir. Ha!
- Professor Henry Jones: I find, that if I just sit down to think...
- [sits in chair, which tilts backward and opens up a hidden staircase]
- Indiana Jones: [falling down hidden staircase] Daaaaad!
- Professor Henry Jones: [resetting chair legs] The solution presents itself!
- Indiana Jones: It was just the two of us, Dad. That was a lonely way to grow up, lonely for both of us. I can remember the last time we had a drink together; I had a milkshake. But we didn't talk; we've never talked. If you'd been an average and regular father, like all of my friends' dads, you would've understood.
- Professor Henry Jones: I was a wonderful father.
- Indiana Jones: Yeah, how?
- Professor Henry Jones: Did I ever tell you to eat up, go to bed, wash your ears, or do your homework? No. I respected your privacy, and I taught you self-reliance.
- Indiana Jones: What you taught me is that I was less important to you than people who've been dead for 500 years in another country. And I learned it so well, that we've hardly spoken for 20 years.
- Professor Henry Jones: You left just as you were becoming interesting.
- [He closes his diary]
- Professor Henry Jones: Okay, I'm here now. So what do you want to talk about?
- [Indy finds himself at a loss for words]
- Indiana Jones: I... I can't think of... anything.
- [Henry looks baffled]
- Professor Henry Jones: Then what are you complaining about? We have work to do.
- [opens his reclaimed diary and reads from it]
- Professor Henry Jones: Now then... he who finds the Holy Grail must face three challenges. First, is the Path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the Word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Third, is the Breath of God: Only in a leap from the lion's head, shall he prove his worth.
- Sallah: [a tank shell explosion destroys the car that Indy, Sallah and Dr. Jones arrived in] That car belonged to my brother-in-law!
- Indiana Jones: [grabbing Elsa by the throat] All I have to do is squeeze.
- Elsa: All I have to do is scream.
- [Indy has untied a boat as a diversion for the Nazis]
- Indiana Jones: Come on, Dad! Come on!
- Professor Henry Jones: What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?
- [Donovan wants Indy to get the Grail]
- Walter Donovan: You could go down in history.
- Indiana Jones: As what? A Nazi stooge like you?
- Walter Donovan: The Nazis? Is that the limit of your vision? The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend, take on the world. Well, they're welcome to it. But I want the Grail itself, the cup that gives everlasting life. Hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him. I'm going to be drinking my own health after he's gone the way of the dodo.
- Elsa: Dr. Jones?
- Indiana Jones: Yes?
- Elsa: I knew it was you, you have your father's eyes.
- Indiana Jones: And my mother's ears but the rest belongs to you.
- Elsa: It looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.
- Indiana Jones: [Selecting the plainest cup in the Grail Chamber] ... THAT'S the cup of a carpenter.
- Grail Knight: You have chosen... wisely. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal. That is the boundry, and the price, of immortality.