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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

Not Rated | | Comedy , Horror | 1990 (USA)
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact ... See full summary »

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Dirk Campbell
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Neil Morrissey ... Noddy
Amanda Noar Amanda Noar ... Kim
Michael Elphick ... Cleaver
Anthony Daniels ... Priest
Andrew Powell Andrew Powell ... Roach
George Rossi ... Chopper
Daniel Peacock Daniel Peacock ... Buzzer
Midge Taylor Midge Taylor ... Toad
David Daker ... Sergeant
Burt Kwouk ... Fu King
Brendan Donnison ... Satanist
Graham Padden Graham Padden ... Dorm
Paula Ann Bland ... Nurse (as Paula-Ann Bland)
Teddie Thompson Teddie Thompson ... Sister
Terence Budd Terence Budd ... Bikes
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Storyline

When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way. Written by Jim Cheetham <jim@guernsey.net>

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The Guardian: Makes 'Nuns On The Run' look as if it's walking. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

1990 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

A Minha Moto É Vampira See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Dirk Productions Ltd. See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

During filming, the engine sounds for Andrew Powell's character Roach's bike were accidentally wiped. As a result they were subsequently re-recorded on a completely different motorcycle to that actually ridden by Powell in the film. See more »

Goofs

When Kim (Amanda Noar) brings the cups of tea out to the workshop after Noddy and Buzzer unload the bike from the van, she calls Noddy "Neil" by mistake - Neil Morrissey being the actor's name. He was also Amanda Noar's husband at the time. See more »

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References The Terminator (1984) See more »

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The Worst British Comedy Ever
27 May 2002 | by filmbuff1970See all my reviews

"What a load of SH**" said the Drunk in the Back row of the UCI in West Thurrock. He then fell back into his seat and fell asleep. The movie continues and a piece of SH** nearly chokes a man to death. luckily the drunk was in dreamland when this scene came on.i stayed to the bitter end. The cast have to deliver the worst line i have ever heard.id sooner watch Boys in Blue with Cannon and Ball than this rubbish.Anthony Daniels shows why his best playing C3P0,His awful as a Priest.Loads of Blood and gore no laughs though and considering its a comedy well you could of fooled me.1 out of 10


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