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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 1990 (USA)
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact ... See full summary »

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Dirk Campbell
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Neil Morrissey ... Noddy
Amanda Noar Amanda Noar ... Kim
Michael Elphick ... Cleaver
Anthony Daniels ... Priest
Andrew Powell Andrew Powell ... Roach
George Rossi ... Chopper
Daniel Peacock Daniel Peacock ... Buzzer
Midge Taylor Midge Taylor ... Toad
David Daker ... Sergeant
Burt Kwouk ... Fu King
Brendan Donnison ... Satanist
Graham Padden Graham Padden ... Dorm
Paula Ann Bland ... Nurse (as Paula-Ann Bland)
Teddie Thompson Teddie Thompson ... Sister
Terence Budd Terence Budd ... Bikes
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Storyline

When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way. Written by Jim Cheetham <jim@guernsey.net>

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Daily Mail: It's scary, the suspense is telling, it's very funny and it is in the worst possible taste. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

1990 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

A Minha Moto É Vampira See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Dirk Productions Ltd. See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

The White Swan pub in Henley-on-Arden, which provided accommodation and catering for the film, was owned and run by actor Michael Elphick (Inspector Cleaver in the film). See more »

Goofs

When Kim (Amanda Noar) brings the cups of tea out to the workshop after Noddy and Buzzer unload the bike from the van, she calls Noddy "Neil" by mistake - Neil Morrissey being the actor's name. He was also Amanda Noar's husband at the time. See more »

Quotes

Noddy: [after leaving the Chinese takeaway] Where that bloody tart gone with my bike?
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Connections

Spun-off from Boon (1986) See more »

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Certainly original but a tad too much
3 August 2019 | by Stevieboy666See all my reviews

British horror comedy featuring a bunch of familiar faces from British TV of the time about a vampire motorcycle. A 1970's Norton to be precise. Certainly original, this is a decent romp with laughs plus plenty of gore. There is a gross scene involving a talking turd which then jumps down our hero's throat! And there's also an exorcism featuring an eccentric priest. Non Brits may at times struggle with the humour or slang. It is a good, fun movie but at times is a tad too silly and at over 100 minutes perhaps could have benefited from losing about 10 minutes.


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