David Ursin credited as playing...
Deputy Tom Farrah
- Rachel: Well, what about Max?
- Deputy Nick: A doby, right?
- [Max comes running down the sidewalk]
- Rachel: This is not happening to me! Max! Max, what have you done? I'm so embarrassed.
- Deputy Nick: That's what we're here for.
- Deputy Tom: Rescue cats.
- Deputy Nick: Find dogs.
- Deputy Tom: That's our job.
- Deputy Nick: And we love it.
- Tina: Take me, but spare my friend... She's a virgin.
- Spitz: [dressed as Michael Myers] Got her phone number?
- [they all laugh]
- Deputy Nick: You think that's funny?
- Spitz: [taking off mask] Hey, hey, no, man. No, hey, just a little Halloween prank. Okay?
- Deputy Tom: Definitely not funny. Somebody could even be dead right now.
- Deputy Nick: Fortunately, we're lousy cops.