The Gods Must Be Crazy II

Timi: [being chased by Mateo, opens a little book up and reads] Excerpts from the Geneva Convention.

Mateo: Forget it!

Timi: It says here, that no prisoner should be treated inhumanly.

Mateo: All right, all right. You can rest for three minutes.

[they both stop and the Timi sits down by a tree]

Timi: What's your hurry?

Mateo: None your business.

[stares at his watch]

Mateo: [short cut scene of the oldest kid running under a giraffe]

Mateo: [still looking at his watch] 3 minutes.

[starts jeep up]

Timi: I'm pooped man.

Mateo: [doesn't listen and starts chasing Timi again. Suddenly, the Timi runs in another direction and a wild chase scene ensues]

Mateo: [yelling all sorts of crazy things] Stop that! You are my prisoner! I'm gonna report you to the Geneva convention!

[Mateo gets on the hood of his jeep and then a moment later Timi gets in the driver seat and taps on the Mateo's ankle who is unaware where the Timi is. Mateo double takes, and Timi slams on the brakes as Mateo goes flying making a wild yelp]

Mateo: You mustn't do that!

Timi: [smiles] March!