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Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990)

Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has... See full summary »

Director:

Howard Ziehm (as Howard T. Ziehm)

Writers:

Howard Ziehm (screenplay) (as Howard T. Ziehm), Doug Frisby (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Vince Murdocco ... Flesh Gordon
Robyn Kelly Robyn Kelly ... Dale Ardor
Tony Travis ... Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
William Dennis Hunt William Dennis Hunt ... Evil Presence
Morgan Fox ... Robunda Hooters
Bruce Scott Bruce Scott ... Master Bator
Maureen Webb Maureen Webb ... Queen Frigid (as Dee Lux)
Stevie-Lyn Ray Stevie-Lyn Ray ... Babs
Sharon Rowley Sharon Rowley ... Candy Love
Blaire Kashino Blaire Kashino ... Sushi
Melissa Mounds Melissa Mounds ... Bazonga Bomber
Michael Metcalfe Michael Metcalfe ... Chief Diareahh
Sandy Jafferay Sandy Jafferay ... Bob Turd
Jayne Smith Jayne Smith ... Mary Turd
Michael Coulter Michael Coulter ... Little Poop
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Storyline

Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is following behind to try to keep him out of trouble, but soon finds herself kidnapped by Evil Presence's henchman who has plans of his own. Can Flesh get the men of this planet standing tall once again? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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Taglines:

Coming to save the universe from a diabolical menace... Galactic impotence! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sex-related and scatological humor | See all certifications »

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Trivia

The last film directed by Howard Ziehm. See more »

Quotes

Flesh: Don't worry Dale, I'll only stick it in halfway.
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Alternate Versions

Available in both "R" and "NC-17" rated versions in the U.S., the latter with more explicit sexual content. See more »

Connections

Featured in L.A.P.D.: To Protect and to Serve (2001) See more »

Soundtracks

The All American Hero
Music and Lyrics by Rod Knowlan
Produced by Rod Knowlan
Performed by Terrea Smith
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One of the worst
20 August 2001 | by david-345See all my reviews

The original Flesh Gordon was a silly, campy take off on Flash Gordon and his serial compatriots. Flesh 1 was sophomoric to be sure, but the humour did work and the film is very entertaining. Not so the long delayed sequel that I recently purchased on DVD. As soon as I find a store that buys used DVDs, I will unload this piece of garbage. The director claimed that "political correctness" is what held the film's release up. After veiwing it I feel that it was shelved for so long due to the fact that it stinks, big time! The comedy in Flesh 2 is in such bad taste that it is not funny at all, it's just gross and offensive. It's all down hill after a promising "film within a film" opening, which itself is ruined by the antics of "King Dong" (bet the screen writers spent hours coming upon with that one). Speaking of bad comedy, I have to mention the Turd people, yes, Turd people. I feel really sorry for the folks playing these characters. I doubt that they put this film on their resumes. Mr. Hanky it's not. And couldn't they have cast better looking women in the parts of the Cosmic Cheerleaders? The ladies on view in these roles are dogs! And one is supposed to be an ex Playmate. I guess Heffner is going blind in his old age. At least the girl playing Dale is attractive as are the ladies in the opening sequence. The new guy playing Flesh was obviously chosen for his body rather than acting skills, which are nill. Another major problem is that the film has no sense of pace whatsoever. Even thought it's fairly short at 100 minutes or so, the film really drags and after awhile you wonder if it will ever end. This is what they made fast forward for.

The only nice touch is the return of the guy who played Wang the Perverted in the first film. And that's it. Please do not waste your time or money on this peice of dreck. It simply is one of the worst.


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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

11 July 1990 (France) See more »

Also Known As:

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders See more »

Filming Locations:

Detroit, Michigan, USA See more »

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Budget:

$1,500,000 (estimated)
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Filmvest International See more »
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

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Sound Mix:

Ultra Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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