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The Banker (1989) Poster

(1989)

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[first lines]

[to Jaynie]

Cowboy: You know what to do...

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[Girl exposes her breasts to Cowboy]

Cowboy: How old are you, sweetie?

Girl: Fifteen.

[Cowboy gives girl several 50 dollar bills]

Cowboy: Sixteen, seventeen...

[pause]

Cowboy: Now you are eighteen.

[Cowboy and girl kiss, while Dan enters the room]

Dan: Hi, guy!

Cowboy: Who the fuck are you?

Dan: I'm her father.

[pause]

Cowboy: Nah, I was just kidding, I'm a cop. And you, sweetie, are under arrested.

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[Dan brings Cowboy to cell]

Dan: Hey, boys! We have a fish here!

Cowboy: [to lawyer] You get me fucking out of here!

Sheriff: Hey, we have a cowboy here! It must be Christmas!

Dan: [to Cowboy] We could have killed you already.

Sheriff: What is the charge, Dan?

Dan: Offending cop.

Cowboy: I will be out of here before you go and kiss your mother!

Dan: [to sheriff] Twice.

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Lloyd: Let me ask you something, Dan. Do you have any idea, who is Spaulding Osbourne?

[very short pause]

Lloyd: No, no! Let me tell you: I kiss the Chief's ass. Chief kisses the Mayor's ass. And the Mayor kisses all the Osbourne's asses of the world. Do you get me?

Dan: Sounds like a bit brown stuff to me.

Lloyd: Don't be a wise crack with me.

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[Dan has dropped Osbourne from rooftop window]

Sharon: Is he dead?

Dan: If he's not, I'll be god damned.

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[last lines]

Dan: Now, what are my changes to get Jasper back from your Mother?

Sharon: Excellent.

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[Dan and Sharon are about to leav Osbourne's body, when he slowly gets up]

Spaulding Osbourne: You are worth... My spirit... My immortality... I am Na'Kook!

Dan: Well, I am Dan, I am a cop, and you're fucked!

[Dan shoots 6 times, Osbourne falls on his knees]

Spaulding Osbourne: [whispers] You're worth it...

[Osbourne collapses]

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Dan: So, how is my dog?

Sharon: Fine, fine... He is attached to your mother, so don't even think about getting it back.

Dan: Well, now I know that Jasper has got a real home now.

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Cowboy: [after being caught by Osbourne] Please! Give me another chance!

Spaulding Osbourne: Another chance? Okay... quick, name the seven dwarfs from "Snow White"!

Cowboy: Uh... Grumpy... Doc... and Snoopy!

Spaulding Osbourne: Snoopy?

[Osbourne blows up the car which Cowboy is sitting in]

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