The Simpsons (TV Series 1989– ) Poster

(1989– )

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Grandma Flanders, 'Share my locker', Alive Character #2, Angelica Button, Apple, Bessie, Cecile Shapiro, Child at Dentist's, Dil...



  • Lisa : Dad, just for once don't you want to try something new?

    Homer : Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.

  • Barney : I'm just saying that when we die, there'll be a planet for the French, a planet for the Germans, and we'll all be a lot happier!

    Lisa : Mr Gumble, you're upsetting me!

    Barney : No I'm not!

  • Homer : Its been three days and my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up and I'm able to recognise simple shapes and patterns.

    Lisa : Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.

  • Care Home Nurse : [having sabotaged a computer game system]  Well excuse us for making the worst job in the World a little easier. The terrible pay, the constant presence of Death.

    Lisa : But you can't stop them from having their fun!

    Care Home Nurse : They should have had their fun before they got here!

  • Bart : Lisa made me do it. She cast a witch's spell on me.

    Lisa : It's spelled Wicca, and it's empowering.

    Bart : Wicca is just a Hollywood fad.

    Lisa : That's Kabbala, jerk.

  • Lisa : History is written by the winners, Dad.

    Homer : I thought it was written by losers.

  • Homer : [proud of the Bear patrol]  Not a Bear in sight! The Bear patrol is working like a charm.

    Lisa : That's specious reasoning, Dad.

    Homer : Thank you, honey.

    Lisa : By that logic, I could say this rock keeps tigers away!

    Homer : Oh yeah, how does it work?

    Lisa : It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?

    Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock...

  • Lisa : You can't take revenge on an animal! That's the whole point of "Moby Dick"!

    Homer : The point of "Moby Dick" is "Be yourself"...

  • [repeated line] 

    Bart , Lisa : AAAAAAH! SIDESHOW BOB!

  • Lisa : [afraid she has the Simpsons' stupidity gene]  Is there something I can do to change my DNA like sit on a microwave?

    Dr Hibbert : ...Not according to any movie I've ever seen.

  • Lisa : I suppose you could say I'd like to bring the Milhouse out in Nelson.

    Milhouse : But I'm ALL Milhouse!

  • Professor Frink : The Nobel Prize! It must be for my hammer which is also a screwdriver, which is mildly convenient.

    Lisa : Just for that?

    Professor Frink : It was a slow year.

  • Homer : But Lisa, if this works all Daddy's lies will be true. Don't you want all of Daddy's lies to be true?

    Lisa : I want a Daddy who lives in the real World!

    Homer : To Daddy, the real World gets fainter and fainter every day...

  • [repeated line] 

    Lisa : If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.

  • Lisa : [environmental presentation]  There will be no Springfield in 20 years! The sea levels will rise, drowning the lowlands! Fields that once fed the World will be reduced to Deserts! And in the New Ninevah, DARKNESS FALLS!

  • Lisa : [Marge's Life Coach]  And because therapists don't have families, you can call them day or night!

  • Lisa : These are my friends, grown up nerds like Gore Vidal.

  • Lisa : Sometimes I think I was born into the wrong family.

  • Lisa : First Prize! First Prize!

    Bart : [waking up]  What are you doing?

    Lisa : Just messing with your mind.

  • Lisa : I know I'll never be great, but shouldn't I try?

    Principal Skinner : No.

  • Lisa : [Yearbook]  I edited the whole thing!

    Nelson : If you hadn't done it, some other loser would have.

  • Homer : Your suitcase is kinda light, Lisa.

    Lisa : Maybe you're getting stronger.

    Homer : Well, I have been eating more.

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