Chloe Webb: Linda Mason
[Vince hides as Burt comes into the restaurant]
Linda Mason : Hi!
Burt Klane : Hi.
Linda Mason : Can I help you?
Burt Klane : Uh, yeah... where's the little shit?
Linda Mason : Uh, you'll have to be more specific.
Burt Klane : Benedict.
Linda Mason : Oh, he wouldn't come in here! Isn't that right, Marnie?
Marnie Mason : Who, Vincent?
[wipes down a table, dumping scraps on Vincent's head]
Marnie Mason : That weasel? That creep? I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in here on his hands and knees.
[Vincent scrambles out on his hands and knees]
Mary Ann Benedict : Good. Tickets.
Linda Mason : Thanks, this is gonna be great.
Mary Ann Benedict : [as they turn to look at Julius and Vincent] I just can't get over how alike they are.
Vincent Benedict : Oh yes, it's a beautiful day.
[Julius and Vincent yawn in unison, and the camera pans down to show each of them pushing a stroller with twin children in them]
[over dinner in a bar]
Julius Benedict : Did you know that they had beer in ancient Egypt?
Linda Mason : No.
Julius Benedict : Actually it was invented by the Assyrians, but the Egyptians were the first people to perfect the malt fermentation process.
Linda Mason : You know a lot about beer.
Marnie Mason : He knows a lot about everything.
Julius Benedict : It's all from books.
[raises his bottle]
Julius Benedict : Until tonight, I never had a beer. It's all theory and no practice. Ah, that's the story of my life.
Linda Mason : Aw...
Vincent Benedict : Well, we're gonna change all that... aren't we, Marnie?