David Efron: Morris Klane
Julius Benedict : [to Klane] Now the first rule in the crisis situation, you negotiate first and you attack last.
Vincent Benedict : You negotiate *first* and then you attack?
Julius Benedict : You never negotiated.
Vincent Benedict : [to Klane] Ah hah!
Julius Benedict : You don't know what kind of an enemy I am.
Morris Klane : Who are you?
Julius Benedict : Vincent's brother.
Vincent Benedict : [happily] We're twins.
Julius Benedict : That's right.
Morris Klane : [smashes a glass case and grabs a fire axe] You're firewood.
Julius Benedict : Axe, axe, axe, axe, axe!
Morris Klane : [swings the axe at Julius]
Julius Benedict : You have no respect for logic.
Vincent Benedict : But he's got an axe!
Morris Klane : [Klane charges Julius, who sidesteps his blow. The axe is imbedded in the wall. As Julius grabs him]
Julius Benedict : And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic.
[picks Klane up with both hands and lifts him a foot up in the air]
Julius Benedict : You're a very stupid person.
[throws him into an open elevator]
Vincent Benedict : [to Klane as the elevator is about to close] You tell your brother, he messes with ME, he messes with my whole family!
Julius Benedict : You moved too soon.
Burt Klane : [confused] What?
Julius Benedict : The second rule in the crisis situation.
Morris Klane : Uh oh, he's starting that funny talk again.
Julius Benedict : If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.
Burt Klane : This is no bluff.