Trini Alvarado: Mooch
Martin Falcon : [Martin walks into his house, drunken, to find a group of strangers] Oh great, I'm being robbed again, aren't I? Go Hamlet, kill, kill!
Martin Falcon : [Martin realizes his guard dog is soothed by intruders] What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!
Daryle Shane : You have a lovely house sir.
Martin Falcon : Thank you. What's, what's the number to the police?
Nickie : 911.
Mooch : Shhh! Don't tell him!
Billy : [Martin dials] Wait! Before you do that, can you write right here, 'To Billie, I'll never forget last night... '
Martin Falcon : [Puts down the phone] Was that you?
Jennie : Excuse me sir, are you Martin Falcon?
Martin Falcon : WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Mooch : What do I look like? The Shell Answer Man...