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"Police Academy" clone, about some nerds who inherit an academy for morticians, which is run by a corrupt closet necropheliac. Of course, the most incompetent students possible are accepted, so that the academy will fail, and all sorts of wacky hijinks ensue.Written by
Parca Mortem <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Ripping off the Police Academy movies, Mortuary Academy is about a pair of
witless brothers named Grimm who inherit from their uncle both a large funeral
home and a training school for morticians. I wasn't crazy about The Loved One
which is always cited as THE film about the funeral business but it's Citizen Kane
next to this one.
Christopher Atkins and Perry Lang are the brothers who inherit, but they're not
licensed morticians and those pesky state laws require a license and a bit of
training. So the brothers have to go to their own school where the current
ones running the home want to see them fail.
That would be Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov who like things as they are where they are looting the business and pushing it to bankruptcy. Bartel also
has a nice taste for necrophilia and his scenes cross over into the gross as he
thinks he found the woman of his dreams, a teen virgin who died accidentally.
Cross over quite a distance I might add.
I'm not sure Police Academy movie fans will even like this one.
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