The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
Peter Capaldi: Angus Flint
[James is driving with Angus, whom appears transformed at this point, along a country road]
Lord James D'Ampton : So... who was that on the phone back there? Was it the hospital?
Angus Flint : [gruff voice] Hospital?
Lord James D'Ampton : Yeah, was it about the girls and any updates on them?
Angus Flint : No. It wasn't the girls.
Lord James D'Ampton : Oh. Say... I'm famished. Before we go to the hospital to see the girls, do you want to stop some place for a bite?
Angus Flint : [wickely smirks] Why not?
Lord James D'Ampton : Perfect.
Lord James D'Ampton : No, the common earthworm was not always the lowly creatures it is today. Remember that the next time you bisect one with your shovel. You want some more?
[offering a spoonful]
Angus Flint : Mmmm. It's very tasty!
Lord James D'Ampton : Oh, good! So you've taken to our local specialty. Pickled earthworms in aspic is not to everyone's taste, I can tell you.
Mary Trent : [as archaeologist gives victory yell upon unearhing gigantic skull] What's to do? You cut yourself or summit?
Eve Trent : [comes running up out of the farmhouse] Who's that yelling blue murder?
Mary Trent : Angus. You would think he found the missing link or something. Don't worry. It's only an old fossil. It won't bite. Sexy beast, is he not? The cave man, I mean.
Eve Trent : If that's a primitive man, it looks like a dinosaur sat on him.
Angus Flint : It is a dinosaur, I think.
Mary Trent : Oh, go pull the other one.
Eve Trent : Our Dad had a cow looked like that once, called Bessie. I reckon that's Bessie.
Mary Trent : Silly moo. That's not a cow. It's got no horns!