Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Amanda Donohoe | ... | Lady Sylvia Marsh | |
Hugh Grant | ... | Lord James D'Ampton | |
Catherine Oxenberg | ... | Eve Trent | |
Peter Capaldi | ... | Angus Flint | |
Sammi Davis | ... | Mary Trent | |
Stratford Johns | ... | Peters | |
Paul Brooke | ... | P.C. Erny | |
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Imogen Claire | ... | Dorothy Trent |
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Chris Pitt | ... | Kevin |
Gina McKee | ... | Nurse Gladwell | |
Christopher Gable | ... | Joe Trent | |
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Lloyd Peters | ... | Jesus Christ |
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Miranda Coe | ... | Maid / Nun |
Linzi Drew | ... | Maid / Nun | |
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Caron Anne Kelly | ... | Maid / Nun |
Scottish archaeologist Angus Flint discovers an odd skull amid the ruins of a convent that he is excavating. Shortly thereafter, Lady Sylvia Marsh returns to Temple House, a nearby mansion, far earlier than expected. At a party in the village, Angus meets Lord James D'Ampton, who has just inherited his family's land right next to Temple House. Angus learns of the D'Ampton Worm, a huge dragon-snake that an earlier D'Ampton killed by cutting it in half. (There's a pretty catchy rock-folk song that tells the D'Ampton Worm legend.) As people begin disappearing and acting strangely over the next few days, the skull is stolen from Angus's room, and the watch of a missing person is found in a cavern that was the legendary home of the D'Ampton worm. Angus and James discover that there was an ancient cult that worshiped the worm as a god, and they theorize that the creature somehow survived its destruction, but it was trapped inside the cavern. The remainder of the movie shows Angus, James, ... Written by Alik Widge
I've heard the complaints before, from men of all walks of life: "SHE wants to watch some syrupy romantic slush starring Hugh Grant, I want to watch something with hot, naked, snake-worshipping chicks!"
Well, complain no more! Here's a flick that's got both in one! That's right, England-cum-America's favorite foppish, eye-lid-fluttering sex symbol does battle with naked half-snake-half-human devil worshippers, giant white worms, and the forces of evil!
Well, actually Hugh only kills one snake-human hybrid, and it's an old lady. And he keeps pretty far away from the action-packed finale face-off, letting his odd shut-in pal Angus do all the fighting. But you DO get to see the star of "Notting Hill" slice an old lady in half with a broad sword, and that alone is worth the price of admission!
I enjoyed this movie, what with it's quaint, folksy atmosphere, it's kilt-wearin' heroes, and it's sexy villainess who seduces a hapless boy scout (!) into entering her hot tub of evil. There's even public-access-esque dream sequences where a Sid & Marty Krofft-type snake puppet molests Jesus Christ while nuns are tortured- and who doesn't want to see that?
A very strange movie, to say the least.