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Most people fail to see the charm of this little movie, but I think its just misunderstood. Sure the script is cheesy, the acting overdone, the music B-grade porn and the vegetable suits aren't fooling anybody (we know there's humans under that green makeup!) but that is the point. This is a movie about vegetables, made by vegetables, that explores the ultimate vegetable fantasy - having sex with every human woman in town. In order to fully understand things from a vegetable's point-of-view you must become a vegetable yourself; be it from drink, drugs or days of sleep deprivation.
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