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Curse of the Queerwolf (1988)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror
After being bitten by what he thinks is a transvestite, Larry starts having nightmares about hillbillies, ominous visits from an old gypsy woman, and having the strangest reactions to the ... See full summary »

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Mark Pirro

Writer:

Mark Pirro
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael Palazzolo Michael Palazzolo ... Larry Smalbut
Kent Butler Kent Butler ... Richard Cheese
Taylor Whitney Taylor Whitney ... Lois Gerstel
Cynthia Brownell Cynthia Brownell ... Paula McFarland
Darwyn Carson ... Holly
Sergio Bandera Sergio Bandera ... Priest
Jim Bruce Jim Bruce ... Mr. McFarland
Mark Pirro Mark Pirro ... Torchman
Rodney Trappe Rodney Trappe ... Torchman
Sharon Alsina Sharon Alsina ... Madame Muddyooch
John McCafferty ... Queerbillie
Pat Hunter Pat Hunter ... Queerbillie (as Patrick Hunter)
Timothy Ralston Timothy Ralston ... Queerbillie (as Tim Ralston)
Susan Cherones Susan Cherones ... Mrs. Thyroid
Conrad Brooks ... Wally Beaver
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After being bitten by what he thinks is a transvestite, Larry starts having nightmares about hillbillies, ominous visits from an old gypsy woman, and having the strangest reactions to the full moon... Written by Thomas Pluck <stripey@winternet.com>

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Even a wrist that is strong and firm and holds up straight by day, may become limp when the moon is full and the queerwolf comes your way! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

Not Rated
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Official Sites:

Pirromount Pictures

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Budget:

$10,000 (estimated)
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Production Co:

Pirromount Productions See more »
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Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Crazy Credits

Larry's true fate is revealed in an audio track played over the end credits. See more »

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References The Shining (1980) See more »

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keep an open un-PC corrupted mind
18 May 2005 | by movieman_kevSee all my reviews

Larry Smallbut is bitten by a transvestite so when the moon is full he turns into a limp-wristed queen. He has to try to get back on the straight and narrow. All these people who complain about anything that that see as the tiniest bit 'homophobic' and nitpick about the differences between gay and cross-dressers need to get their head out of their asses (pardon the pun). And it only shows that being PC is sadly alive and well. For the rest of us (Ie. SANE people), we can see that it's JUST a movie. Funny at times, stupid at others (the whole hillbilly thing), but anyone who rants against the film not for what it is, but for what their narrow-minded views conceive it as being are just sad. My star rating will be higher than my graded rating in an effort to rectify that. (again no pun intended)

My Grade: C-

DVD Extras: 26 minute documentary "Curse of the Queerwolf: Completely from Behind"; a 1 and a half minute clip of the queerwolf's debut in "A Polish Vampire in Burbank"; Mark Pirro biography; and theatrical trailer

Eye Candy: Cynthia Brownell gets topless; Darwyn Carson in a see-thru bra


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