Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Kevin Dillon | ... | Brian Flagg | |
Shawnee Smith | ... | Meg Penny | |
Donovan Leitch Jr. | ... | Paul Taylor (as Donovan Leitch) | |
Jeffrey DeMunn | ... | Sheriff Herb Geller | |
Candy Clark | ... | Fran Hewitt | |
Joe Seneca | ... | Dr. Meddows | |
Del Close | ... | Reverend Meeker | |
Paul McCrane | ... | Deputy Bill Briggs | |
Sharon Spelman | ... | Mrs. Penny | |
Beau Billingslea | ... | Moss Woodley | |
Art LaFleur | ... | Pharmacist / Mr. Penny | |
Ricky Paull Goldin | ... | Scott Jeske | |
Robert Axelrod | ... | Jennings | |
Bill Moseley | ... | Soldier #2 (in sewer) | |
Frank Collison | ... | Hobbe |
Meg Penny is a cheerleader out on her first date with one of the football players, Paul Taylor. It doesn't go very well. Before they get where they're going, an old vagrant runs out in front of Paul's car, screaming in terror. The old man is closely followed by Brian Flagg, the local teen rebel, complete with long hair, black leather jacket, motorcycle and tough-guy attitude. Paul blames Brian for chasing the old man, but after the threesome takes him to the doctor's office, it becomes clear the vagrant had more to worry about than some young tough. He was screaming because of the acid-like substance on his hand - a substance that spreads over his body and eventually consumes him. Soon, the growing red blob, which sprouts tentacles to attack its victims, becomes a menace to the small town of Arbeville, Colorado. The military soon arrives in Hazmat suits, led by the wide-eyed Dr. Christopher Meddows. They're from the government, they say, and they want to help; but Brian's distrust for... Written by J. Spurlin
If you're reading the comments to decide whether you should see this movie, you've already overthought it. This is not the type of film you think about. It's the type you watch by accident. But the good news is, it's a happy accident.
"The Blob" is the very essence of a B movie, and that's meant as a compliment. Equal parts ham and cheese, this flick aspires only to deliver schlocky fun. And boy does it succeed.
Kevin Dillon overplays the snarky rebel with tongue-in-cheek glee. Shawnee Smith, who will never be mistaken for Meryl Streep, glides through the proceedings with an I-can't-act obliviousness that actually enhances the film. I can't decide if this is her best or worst performance ever. It may be both.
If you enjoy campy B-movies, camp here for 85 minutes. It might be a Blob, but it ain't a mess.