Blackadder's Christmas Carol (TV Short 1988) Poster

Pauline Melville: Mrs Scratchit



  • Mrs. Scratchit : [sobbing]  No goose for Tiny Tom this year.

    Ebenezer Blackadder : Mrs. Scratchit, Tiny Tom is fifteen stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats anymore heartily, he will turn into a pie shop.

  • Mrs. Scratchit : Ah, Mr. Ebenezer! I was wondering if you had perhaps a little present for me...? or had found me a little fowl for Tiny Tom's Christmas...?

    Ebenezer Blackadder : I've always found you 'foul,' Mrs. Scratchit - and more than a little! As for Tiny Tom's Christmas: he can stuff it up his enormous muscular backside.

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