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Beverly Hills Vamp (1989)

A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.

Director:

Fred Olen Ray

Writer:

Ernest Farino (as Ernest D. Farino)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Britt Ekland ... Madame Cassandra
Eddie Deezen ... Kyle Carpenter
Tim Conway Jr. Tim Conway Jr. ... Brock
Tom Shell ... Russell
Michelle Bauer ... Kristina
Jillian Kesner ... Claudia
Debra Lamb ... Jessica
John Henry Richardson ... Aaron Pendleton (as Jay Richardson)
Brigitte Burdine Brigitte Burdine ... Molly
Ralph Lucas Ralph Lucas ... Balthazar
Robert Quarry ... Father Ferraro
Dawn Wildsmith Dawn Wildsmith ... Sherry Santa Monica
Tony Lorea Tony Lorea ... Sgt. Kelton
Caryle Waldman Caryle Waldman ... Cleaning Lady
Susan Olar Susan Olar ... Nurse
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A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.

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All she wanted was a man she could call her own...forever! See more »

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Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

R | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 November 1989 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

A Vamp de Beverly Hills See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color
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Russell: [Kyle stabs Russell, who's now a vampire, with a umbrella point. Russell gasps] And I lent you my rollerskates!
Kyle Carpenter: Aw, gee, Russell, I feel bad enough already!
[Russell then dies and disintegrates]
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Awful, awful film.
1 March 2001 | by StlBladeSee all my reviews

This movie tries to be as bad as "Dinosaur Island" but only sucks as bad as "The Phantom Empire" The excuse for a plotline plods along, the acting is reminiscent of the 2 by 4 in the wall to my left, and the camera work isn't working at all, my etch-a-sketch showed more talent and innovation even when I left it untouched. The script tries to have a constant stream of jokes, but none of them hits the mark, not even the one they stole from "Leisure Suit Larry". The only good thing about this film is all the nekkid chicks, but we only see them for about 10 minutes altogether out of an hour and a half running time. The rest of the time is spent watching 3 total nerds do nerdish things. The 'plot' follows the 3 nerds that go to Hollywood to try and get their movie made, get shot down immediately and then decide to buy some hookers. The hookers turn out to be vampires and they spend the last hour running about trying to kill the nerds, who are of course trying to escape.

If you like the "So bad it's good" style of film making, then this film isn't for you. If you like genuinely good films, then this film isn't for you, either. Now if you into wasting your time with mind numbing drivel, then this is the perfect film for you.


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