If other hobbies leave you in the lurch, You can always break out your chisel, and carve yourself a perch. That's right, you can carve a marble or a granite, Just go ahead and have at it.
You may spend a couple of hours cleaning off the sediment, From that age old fallen pediment. But once you have done it you will notice with ease, That it's one of them Grecian frieze.
Well you know, carving is lots of fun. It's cheaper to buy rocks by the ton. I like it when I'm carving when I'm alone, But I ...