Withnail & I (1987)
Anthony Wise: Policeman 2
[Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar]
First Policeman : Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it?
Withnail : [gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back] These aren't mine, they belong to him.
First Policeman : You're drunk.
Withnail : I assure you I'm not, officer. Honestly. I've only had a few ales.
First Policeman : Out of the car. Please? Sir?
[the policeman opens the door and Withnail nearly falls out. He gets out and leans against the side of the car. The other policeman pulls out a plastic bag with a nozzle at the top]
First Policeman : I want you to take one deep breath and fill this bag.
[Withnail shakes his head]
First Policeman : Are you refusing to fill this bag?
Withnail : I most certainly am.
First Policeman : [gripping Withnail's sleeve] I'm placing you under arrest.
Withnail : Don't be ridiculous, I haven't done anything. Look here, my cousin's a QC!
Policeman Two : [high-pitched voice] GET-IN-THE-BACK-OF-THE-VAN!