A young girl who aspires to a singing career gets herself and her best friend a job as valet parking girls at a Malibu party in order to meet people who can help them achieve their dreams.
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Director:
Jim Wynorski
Stars:
John Terlesky,
Monique Gabrielle,
John Lazar
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Director:
Rafal Zielinski
Stars:
Robin Antin,
Michael Ballew,
Andre Rosey Brown
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Director:
Rafal Zielinski
Stars:
Michael Bendetti,
Andrew Zeller,
Jeff Greenman
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Director:
Rafal Zielinski
Stars:
Saundra Baly,
Tara Lee Bell,
Yasmine Bleeth
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Director:
Rafal Zielinski
Stars:
C. Thomas Howell,
Renée Humphrey,
Krista Errickson
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Director:
Rafal Zielinski
Stars:
Renée Humphrey,
Alicia Witt,
William R. Moses
A young girl who aspires to a singing career gets herself and her best friend a job as valet parking girls at a Malibu party in order to meet people who can help them achieve their dreams.
One of the problems the 80's had with breast and buns movies ( said another way I would NEVER describe here nor there) is that they felt they could just get away with having a teen sex comedy filled with 60 percent nudity, and 0 percent plot progression. Most of this is the case when Zielenski is the director, and low and behold, there he is! I've already reviewed some of his garbage, why not another bag of it? This one follows the same formula they used on the previous heaps....paper thin plot about virtually nothing, and countless babes dancing around the pool without shirts and bras on. Also, what is up with the weird female singer, this cannot be an actual professional performer! This oddball, screwball comedy cancels out just how bad half of the 80's sex comedies were. ( Meaning, Porkys was better then this crap!) I want to say it's about a singer pursuing her dreams in becoming a female vocalist, but the plot seems to want to revolve around weather she can pursue her dreams while still keeping her clothes on. The humor is WAYYYY out there, the acting is campy, and the colors are almost too bright and vivid. On the plus side, this does set itself apart from the other teen sex comedies, meaning, that it is unique to the max, but it also just as forgettable. Very strange movie, but I did dig the music. If only it was all just music, and no picture. ( Yes! I would give the soundtrack a better rating then the movie itself!)
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One of the problems the 80's had with breast and buns movies ( said another way I would NEVER describe here nor there) is that they felt they could just get away with having a teen sex comedy filled with 60 percent nudity, and 0 percent plot progression. Most of this is the case when Zielenski is the director, and low and behold, there he is! I've already reviewed some of his garbage, why not another bag of it? This one follows the same formula they used on the previous heaps....paper thin plot about virtually nothing, and countless babes dancing around the pool without shirts and bras on. Also, what is up with the weird female singer, this cannot be an actual professional performer! This oddball, screwball comedy cancels out just how bad half of the 80's sex comedies were. ( Meaning, Porkys was better then this crap!) I want to say it's about a singer pursuing her dreams in becoming a female vocalist, but the plot seems to want to revolve around weather she can pursue her dreams while still keeping her clothes on. The humor is WAYYYY out there, the acting is campy, and the colors are almost too bright and vivid. On the plus side, this does set itself apart from the other teen sex comedies, meaning, that it is unique to the max, but it also just as forgettable. Very strange movie, but I did dig the music. If only it was all just music, and no picture. ( Yes! I would give the soundtrack a better rating then the movie itself!)