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The Pink Chiquitas (1987)

A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate.

Director:

Tony Currie (as Anthony Currie)

Writer:

Tony Currie (as Anthony Currie)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Frank Stallone ... Tony Mareda Jr.
Bruce Pirrie ... Clip Bacardi
Elizabeth Edwards Elizabeth Edwards ... Mary Ann Kowalski
Claudia Udy Claudia Udy ... Helen Walkman
John Hemphill John Hemphill ... Ernie Bodine
Don Lake ... Deputy Barney Drum
Laura Robinson Laura Robinson ... Trudy Jones
Cindy Valentine Leone ... Stella Dumbrowski (as Cindy Valentine)
Gerald Isaac Gerald Isaac ... Dwight Wright
Diana Platts ... Anita
Robert Bredin Robert Bredin ... Dennis
Sharon Dyer Sharon Dyer ... Grindle
Peter McBurnie Peter McBurnie ... Jesse Cornfield
T.J. Scott ... Dave
Kevin Frankoff Kevin Frankoff ... Ken
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Storyline

Hotshot private detective Tony Mareda Jr. arrives in the town of Beamsville being pursued by the hit men of mob boss Don Enchilada. As he dispatches them at the local drive through, a pink meteor roars overhead and crashes in the nearby woods. The townspeople tear off in pursuit, but as the young couples thrash through the woods in search of the rock the women are turned into ravenous nymphomaniacs. Next morning, their boyfriends are found in delirious shock and there is an empty crater where the meteor landed. Worried about what the event will do to his reelection bid, the mayor enlists Tony's help in solving the mystery. As he begins to investigate, however, local TV weatherman Clip Bacardi goes on the air with a chunk of the meteorite he found in the woods, and the sound of it transforms all of the women in town into scantily-clad vixens. A posse hunting for the meteor encounters Clip's girlfriend Mary Ann Kowalski, the local librarian who is now organizing a takeover of the town. ... Written by Anonymous

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These Chiquitas are gonna drive you bananas! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

PG-13 | See all certifications »
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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 April 1987 (Canada) See more »

Filming Locations:

Claremont, Ontario, Canada

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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color
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Trivia

Film debut of Susan Haskell. See more »

Goofs

At the drive-in Tony places a silencer on a revolver even though a silencer will not reduce the noise emitted by such a pistol. See more »

Quotes

Clip Bacardi: My God, man, you're a meteorologist! That's got to count for something!
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References Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow (1959) See more »

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I Did the Wrong Thing To the Right Girl
Performed by Frank Stallone
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Good Idea, Wrong Script
22 October 2001 | by aesgaard41See all my reviews

I'm a big fan of the Allison Hayes classic "Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman" so I know just how good a movie can be that bashes men, but this movie is actually insulting to the men that watch it as well as the women who starred in it. There is only one funny scene as Frank Stallone wrestles with an uncatchable fish, and there's an inside "Andy Griffith" joke as Barney Fife becomes Barney Drumm, but there is very little redeeming matter in this movie. What could have been a fairly thrilling movie about women becoming superior to men is actually a wimpy disappointment as the women become unrealisticly sex crazed. The majority of the characters are cartoonish except for Frank Stallone as this movie seemed centered on his attempt to make himself bigger than his brother. It all turns into one big mess with little or no reason and a script seemingly written by high school kids. One out of ten stars.


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