Powerful vineyard empire matriarch has all the family over for dinner to expose the secret ingredient of their aphrodisiac wine explaining why their empire is so successful. in the Falcon Crest TV Show Porn Spoof by Jess Franco.
One hotel complex; two balconies opposite to each other; a lecherous voyeur who is searching for the next excitement, and a shamelessly flamboyant exhibitionist. Who is in control of this sexual power game?
José Miguel García,
Mari Carmen G. Alonso
Cecilia is a haughty aristocrat who likes to humiliate her servants. One day, her life changes completely as she is raped by three of her servants. The experience turns out to be an ... See full summary »
Antônio do Cabo
Here comes another cult TV series parody from a crazed little spanish entertainer called Jesus Franco. Number one was Falo Crest, making fun of, of course, Falcon Crest. Now comes the time for Dynasty.
Kickin' off on an amusing note, the movie pushes the parody to a level where even the technical aspects are a mimic of the original series. All is well in the lusty family. Everyone screws secretly, until Jean Collins (Lina Romay) gets home and "screws" everything up, throw your hands in the air, get naked and procreate. Problem is that apart from Lina (who's still getting old), all the other actresses are painfully ugly - one even wears what looks like monster make-up !
Silly and a big laugh for Franco admirers, it ends with words of wisdom coming from miss Romay's nice and round lips : "In my family, we make good milk". Hilarious.
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