Christopher Maher: Armand
Armand : Roxie! Roxie, Roxie. You know what you need to do right now? You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind. Now, how is the best way to do that, huh? Huh? By having a night of distastable sex with someone you care absolutely nothing about! And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Roxie Shield : Fine, let's just go to your place.
Armand : Really?
Roxie Shield : Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand : Armand is the wind!