The Lost Boys (1987)
Jamison Newlander: Alan Frog
Alan Frog : [after Laddie vamps out] Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!
Edgar Frog : You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
Sam Emerson : Yeah, all day.
Alan Frog : Does the sunlight freak him out?
Sam Emerson : Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.
Edgar Frog : Bad breath, long fingernails?
Sam Emerson : Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.
Alan Frog : He's a vampire all right.
Edgar Frog : All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
Sam Emerson : I can't do that; he's my brother.
Alan Frog : OK, we'll come over and do it for you.
Sam Emerson : No!
Edgar Frog : You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
Sam Emerson : And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."
Edgar Frog : We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.
Alan Frog : Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
Edgar Frog : As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.
Alan Frog : Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
Alan Frog : Holy shit, Vampire Hotel.
Edgar Frog : You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.
Alan Frog : Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?
Sam Emerson : Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
Edgar Frog : This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.
Edgar Frog : Are you OK?
Sam Emerson : I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.
Alan Frog : All right, Sambo!
Edgar Frog : We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.
Alan Frog : Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!
Edgar Frog : Well, Nanook helped a little.
Alan Frog : Death to all vampires!
Edgar Frog : Maximum body count!
Edgar Frog : We're awesome monster bashers!
Alan Frog : The meanest!
Edgar Frog : The baddest!