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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

R | | Action, Thriller | March 1987 (USA)
In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python.

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Seth Romero (as Rodrigo Obregon)
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Edy
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Michael / Michele (as Michael Andrews)
Kwan Hi Lim ...
Henry
Joseph Hieu ...
Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Peter Bromilow ...
Mr. Chang
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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>

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First collaboration between writer/director Andy Sidaris and actor Rodrigo Obregón, who would appear in almost every one of Mr. Sidaris' subsequent films. See more »

Goofs

Jade and Rowdy are in a jeep when the tire is shot out with a shotgun. Somehow Jade is also injured, even though it's clear that the villain only shot at the tire. Additionally, after Jade and Rowdy dispatch said villain and drive off, the tire that was shot out is not flat. See more »

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Ashley: Look at you two... Every shot, a postcard! I'm gonna give you the best seat in the house!
Taryn: Oh, and where's that?
Ashley: You can sit right here on my face!
Donna: Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?
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Instead of opticals, all the credits are printed on brown packing paper and stuck on boxes and various items in the warehouse set both during the opening and end credits. See more »

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Followed by Enemy Gold (1993) See more »

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Hard Ticket To Hawaii
Written by Kevin Klingler, John Brainard and Bill Schreiber
Sung by Jay Molina
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An intellectual classic and a must see for all conspiracy theorists!
23 March 1999 | by See all my reviews

This non-fiction masterpiece retells the riveting true story of two beautiful government super-agents, their pet snake & a diabolical criminal plot, the implications of which will surely send chills down your spine.

The safety of the free world is at stake as the evil Dr. Chang and his wily henchmen plot to flood the Hawaiian economy with drugs and diamonds. Only Donna & Taryn, two of the greatest agents this government has ever known, stand in the way. Armed only with nunchuks and throwing stars and with the help of their little reptile friend and his venom, specially engineered toxins derived from the diseased blood of cancerous rats, the two foxy ladies and the two secret super studs, Rowdie and Jade, embark upon their dangerous mission.

Will our heroes be able to stop these nefarious villains and save the world? Only through hot tub strategy sessions and with the help of Rowdie & Jade's "Trunk of Toys" will our heroes prevail.


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