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Phalo Crest (1987)

Powerful vineyard empire matriarch has all the family over for dinner to expose the secret ingredient of their aphrodisiac wine explaining why their empire is so successful. in the Falcon Crest TV Show Porn Spoof by Jess Franco.

Directors:

Jesús Franco (as Lennie Hayden), Lina Romay (as Lennie Hayden)

Writers:

Jesús Franco (as Preston Quaid), Jesús Franco (story) (as Lowel Richmond)
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Credited cast:
Lina Romay ... Melissa (as Jane Morgan)
Elisa Mateo Elisa Mateo ... (as Brenda Haven)
C. González Ordi C. González Ordi ... (as John First)
A. Bartos Velasco A. Bartos Velasco ... (as Mel Powell)
M. Fernández Moreno M. Fernández Moreno ... (as Linda Edwing)
Sado Summers Sado Summers
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Carmen Carrión
José Miguel García José Miguel García
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Powerful vineyard empire matriarch has all the family over for dinner to expose the secret ingredient of their aphrodisiac wine explaining why their empire is so successful. in the Falcon Crest TV Show Porn Spoof by Jess Franco.

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A very humorous parody
4 September 1999 | by prohibited-name-1142See all my reviews

Lina Romay, best known as Jess Franco's wife and cult actress, directed this one. Franco wrote the story, the music, and did almost everything else. So what can we expect ?

Well humor has never been absent from Franco's work, so be prepared to laugh. I've seen the spanish version so I didn't get all the jokes, but overall the hardcore sex mixes well with the touching comedy moments Romay has directed.

A direct parody of Falcon Crest, this movie is brilliant porn, not so exciting but still very interesting. I've even spotted one of the zombies of VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD during the scene where Sado Sommers is raped.

And when you'll find out what's the secret behind Falo Crest's excellent wine, your wine drinking evenings will never feel the same...


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Country:

Spain

Language:

Spanish

Release Date:

10 August 1987 (Spain) See more »

Also Known As:

Caprices sodos pour salopes du plaisir See more »

Filming Locations:

Berkshires, Massachusetts, USA

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Production Co:

Phallos Films See more »
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Mono

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Color
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