Disorderlies (1987)

Damon Wimbley: Kool

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Quotes 

• Nursing Home Owner : [enters from the kitchen; angry tone]  Who took the chocolate cakes? Buffy! Kool! Mark!

  Buffy : [to himself]  Damn!

  Kool : [to himself]  Shit!

  Markie : [to himself]  Busted!

  Nursing Home Owner : Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?

  Kool : [mumbling]  I don't know.

  Nursing Home Owner : I have had it up to here! This is the fifth time that's happened in a week.

  Markie : [Markie, Buffy, and Kool are all pointing at each other saying]  It was him.

  Nursing Home Owner : Now, if any of you didn't do it, then who had the keys to the refrigerator?

  Buffy : Not me.

  [suddenly, the keys that one of them have drop to the floor] 

  Nursing Home Owner : What was that?

  Kool : What was what?

  Nursing Home Owner : Ah, pick those up!

• Kool : I asked for a cheeseburger, one lousy cheeseburger. All they got is filet mignon.

• Kool : [watching a couple of girls skinny dipping]  What do you think?

  Buffy : Too skinny.

  Kool : Too damn skinny. You can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles. I want a woman that looks like a Cadillac.

  Buffy : I know what you mean.

• [Buffy and Kool are in a squad car being driven to a unknown destination by the huge cop and the racist Sgt. Bledsoe] 

  Buffy : Uh... look mister officer, Sergeant Bledsoe, sir. I want to point out an unfair situation here.

  Huge Cop : [turns towards them]  Shut your fat ugly face!

  [both Buffy and Kool look at each other with dread] 

  Buffy : Kool, we gotta find a way to get away... now. These guys are gonna kick our asses, man!

  Kool : Yeah, while we're gonna be hurt, Albert's gonna be dead!

• Kool : I don't wanna be where I'm not wanted.

  Markie : You're always where you're not wanted.