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Blood Diner (1987)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | 10 July 1987 (USA)
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to use their flesh in their new special dish at their rundown restaurant, while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

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Roger Dauer ...
Mark Shepard
LaNette La France ...
Sheba Jackson
Lisa Elaina ...
Connie Stanton (as Lisa Guggenheim)
Max Morris ...
Chief Miller
Roxanne Osco ...
Little Michael (as Roxanne Cybelle)
Sir Lamont Rodeheaver ...
Little George (as Sir Rodenheaver)
Dino Lee ...
King of White Trash
The Luv Johnsons ...
The White Trash Review
Drew Godderis ...
Bob Loya ...
Stan Saldin
Alan Corona ...
Paul Stanton
Deseree Rose ...
Mrs. Stanton
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Joanne
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Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Written by Erik Swanson <egswanso@midway.uchicago.edu>

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This film was shot in three weeks. See more »

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When Georgie is getting mad at the wrestling match on TV, a figurine in front of the TV keeps disappearing then reappearing. See more »

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Narrator: Warning! The truly unusual motion picture you are about to see contains many scenes of graphic violence. It is not intended for the faint of heart nor the young and impressionable. While it is a sad fact that mass homicide and practitioners of blood cults infest our society, the producers of this film wish to express that they do not condone, nor do they want to inspire, any of the human butchery or violence portrayed in this film. If you feel you will be offended by such material,...
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References Blood Feast (1963) See more »

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LOST INCAS
Performed by Big Guitars From Texas
Written by Denny Freeman
Courtesy of Jungle Records
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Gore makes this watchable.
16 July 2004 | by See all my reviews

What was the deal with the horror comedies from the late 80's? Movies like Evil Dead II, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Jason Lives, Sleepaway Camp II, etc. set the standards for slasher comedies but it was too late when these kind of flicks became popular. Dark sense of humor helped this movie to at least be remembered by some people.

BLOOD DINER is a decent little gore flick. With no pretentions, a weak storyline, low budget, but with whacked characters, a weird humor, and lots of blood this is a must see for die hard fans of the genre.

Watch it to witness the 80's madness.

5/10.


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