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Young Nurses in Love (1987)

R | | Comedy | 10 May 1987 (USA)
Russian agents raid an American sperm bank in order to get the sperm of geniuses Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein to take back to Russia with them.

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Chuck Vincent
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jeanne Marie Jeanne Marie ... Nurse Ellis Smith
Alan Fisler Alan Fisler ... Dr. Reilly
Veronica Hart ... Franchesca
Jamie Gillis ... Dr. Spencer
Harvey Siegel Harvey Siegel ... Dr. Young
James Davies James Davies ... Maynard
Barbra Robb Barbra Robb ... Darla
Jennifer Delora Jennifer Delora ... Bunny
John Altamura ... Muscle Man
Beth Broderick ... Putnam
Philip Campanaro Philip Campanaro ... Buster
Daniel Chapman ... Stu
Jesse Colter Jesse Colter ... Mr. Stymie
Doreen Dolan Doreen Dolan ... Nurse #1
Karl Douglas Karl Douglas ... Brock
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Lusty, busty Nurse Ellis is on a secret mission: She's out to steal the goods from County Hospital's heavily guarded sperm bank. But not just ordinary sperm - this stuff is from world leaders, celebrities and geniuses. She's gone "undercovers" to create a superior race for her communist countrymen. But hunky Dr. Reilly is onto her in more ways than one! He must coerce the nurse into giving up her diabolical plan - but will his bedside manner do the trick? Written by Anonymous

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They've got the best medicine!

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 May 1987 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Die Schwestern von der Samenbank See more »

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA See more »

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Platinum Pictures (II) See more »
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Color
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Humour is Conspicuous by its Absence
27 May 2019 | by JamesHitchcockSee all my reviews

The late eighties were the age of glasnost when the Cold War was coming to an end and relationships between Russia and the West were gradually improving. Hollywood, however, tended to ignore this welcome development in international politics and continued to churn out films, both thrillers and comedies, in which the evil Russian commies served as convenient villains, "Rambo III" and the Bond film "The Living Daylights" being other examples. (There were occasional exceptions such as "Red Heat" in which Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a Russian cop who joins forces with his American equivalents to take on the bad guys).

"Young Nurses in Love" is another film which remains loyal to the idea of Russian villainy. The basic idea is that in a hospital somewhere in America there is a sperm bank used to store refrigerated samples from the great geniuses of twentieth-century history- Einstein, Thomas Edison and so on. The Russians are determined to steal these samples to learn the secrets of these great men, so infiltrate a beautiful secret agent into the hospital disguised as a nurse. Once inside, however, she falls in love with a handsome doctor- who just happens to be an undercover American spy in disguise.

The title of the film might suggest either a Mills and Boon type romance with a medical background or (if "love" is taken to be a euphemism for "lust") a softcore porno set in a hospital. I am indebted to the previous reviewer for the information that one of the cast is an "infamous adult-film star", but despite this the film is not really particularly erotic. Nor for that matter is it a romantic love story. It resembles more closely an American version of a British "Carry On" movie. (The "Carry On" team made several films with a hospital setting). Those pretty young nurses all wear rather tight-fitting, revealing uniforms, but they generally keep them on and we do not see any bare flesh. There are certainly no sex scenes.

Sex scenes are not the only thing the film lacks. Humour is also conspicuous by its absence. The script is witless, based around a few clichés which are never really developed- the doctors are all drunk or incompetent and the nurses are all mercenary, hoping to hook up romantically with a high-earning doctor. The acting is equally bad; comedy is harder than it looks, and none of the cast here show any signs of having a gift for it. The "Carry On" films varied in quality from the reasonably good to the terrible, but "Young Nurses in Love" is even worse than the very worst of that series. 1/10


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